FanFic - Other
"The Real World . Roswell Style"
Part 9
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans
Category: Other
Rating: R
Authors Note: This was written by shortiegrl510
Alex in the confessional:

Alex holding his sock puppet and 'it's a small world' is playing in the background. He has a towel tied around his neck like a cape) I went to the anger management session today with Liz, she has issues. The girl was beating up a doll that was suppose to be Tess, and I mean she was ripping it's head of and practically killing it. The doctor said she has issues with women. Actually I think she has issues with Aliens. Have you guys met Lamp chop yet?

Liz in confessional:

Liz: Hi I'm Liz Parker and about an hour ago I went to the anger management session. Alex was told he had issues dealing with his inner child. Alex having inner child issues? He practically kicked the crap out of me when I touched his Woody doll. I was only taking it away from Kyle. He was also told he has issues with Tom Hanks, like over bearing parental issues and a desire to please Tom. (in the living space, Kyle is holding the Woody doll and yelling at it near his pants)

Kyle: Woody you want to give me wood, you know you do. But you aren't man enough. (starts to hit the doll) Not man enough for me.

Alex: (in his superman Pajamas, and holding Lamp Chop and has a video tape in his hand) What are you doing Kyle with Woody?

Kyle: (puts Woody down) What's the tape?

Alex: Best of Barney. I love you, you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.

Kyle: No I love Max.

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