FanFic - Other
"The Real World . Roswell Style"
Part 7
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans
Category: Other
Rating: R
Authors Note: This was written by shortiegrl510
Tess (in the confessional): I-I just feel at such a loss because (starts to cry) I was raised by Nasado and I've never really been around humans who care for me and I can't relate to them and I want to be their friends but I see them as the enemy. I don---(Alex walks in with his sock puppet and starts hitting Tess with it)

Alex: Get out, get out get out you don't live heree anymore, find a new place to live.

Tess: But I have no where and it's my destineeee to live with Max.

Alex: shut up and leave or I'll tie you to a chair and make you watch the tom hanks marathon.

Tess: Oh Alex! I never knew you felt that way.

Alex: Don't make me get Liz.

In the living space.

Isabelle: Why'd you call another house meeting?

Michael: Because I can't live with our fearless leader.

Max: What do I do?

Michael: Dude at 1 am every night my bunk bed starts to shake, then for the first hour Max moans the name Liz, then for the second hour it's Tess, then it's both of you guys. He's pulling a whole Kevin Spacey from American Beauty. A guy can only take so much.

Max: That's a lie!

Michael: Then it's Kyle for the same amount of time but calling out Max and Liz. I mean I am only alien.

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