FanFic - Other
"The Real World . Roswell Style"
Part 3
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans
Category: Other
Rating: R
Cut to confessional...Max...

Max: I don't think I have a problem. Krispy Kremes are a yummy treat I like to eat. So what? What about Michael's cereal obsession or Maria's Cyprus oil? No one seems to recognize those. And they have even been improving my relationship with Liz. I want to stay, but to give up krispy kremes for so long, I don't know...

Cut to confessional...Liz...

Liz: What do I think about the intervention? Krispy Kremes are a great aphrodisiac. What? People say I'm a nympho? So, I happen to enjoy sex, sue me.

Cut to scene, Isabel and Michael in the pool room...playing a game...

Isabel: So, about all this destiny stuff...

Michael: I know, I really want it to work.

Isabel: What about Maria?

(Maria is watching their convo from an upstairs monitor)

Michael: I love Maria.

Maria smiles.

Michael: But, its just not meant to be.

Isabel: Michael, you're like my brother...

Michael: Hey, I've seen you with Max. Sisterly/brotherly love is not a crime. Maria's jaw falls as she hears this.

Isabel: You were spying on us?

Michael: Yes, I saw that sensual massage you gave him and how you ended up kissing in the hot tub.

Isabel: No you didn't! didn't happen.

Michael: Would you like to check the monitor?

Isabel: I have no idea what you are talking about. Me and Max are brother and sister. Incest....yuck.

Michael: Hey, all this freaky weird stuff happens on the Real world all the time.

Maria walks into Max's bedroom.

Maria: So, you cheated on Liz with your own sister? How could you?

Max: What are you talking about?

Maria: Michael saw you.

Tess: No, he saw one of my visions.

Maria: You did that?

Max: Tess, how could you?

Tess: Well you kicked me out of the house.

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