FanFic - Other
"The Real World …. Roswell Style"
Part 16
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans
Summary: This part was written by cheeta614
Category: Other
Rating: R
*Knock at the door* in the middle of the no booty house meeting...

Kyle: I'll get it. He goes to door, and screams like the woman he is when he sees what is staring back at him.

Evil Alien: Did I hear booty?

Kyle: Why, yes, you did....interested you sexy bitch you?

Evil Alien: Let it begin...

Kyle and evil alien go to Kyle's room and the others hear the clichéd phrases such as "abduct me," "take my spaceship," and the ever popular "it's so intergalactic!" Kyle is all roses when he returns.

Kyle: Okay, I've had my ass--er, I mean, way with the alien, you guys can do him, damn it, I mean, do away with him now.

Liz and Max nowhere to be foound. It has been 2 hours so Max is probably stuffing himself with candy.

Cut to confessional...Evil Alien...looks like Richard Simmons

He was so good. It was the best human sex EVER. And when he brought in those silly dolls, oh man, I thought I would lose it right there. He's so sweet and romantic. He called me his sexy bitch. I don't want to kill the real world nymphos anymore. I just want to have giant org--what Kyle? Buzz wants to say hello? Why hello Buzz! Oh he wants to see me? Kyle do you still have those red tights? Let me ttry them on...oh they'll fit darling don't worry.

Cut to Max and Liz

Max: Oh Liz...Ohhh yeahhh

Liz: Max, I’m over here, we stopped like 10 minutes ago. God.

Max: No, I’m practicing saying your name the right way, you know?

Liz: Riiight.

Cut to confessional...Max...

Okay, I am like sooo happy Kyle got ass with the alien. Now I can do Liz all the time, not that I wasn't doing her all the time, I was never even with Kyle...SHUT UP!!! I AM NOT GAY!!!

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