FanFic - Other
"The Real World . Roswell Style"
Part 15
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans angel_b242@yahoo.com
Summary: This part was written by shortiegrl510
Category: Other
Rating: R
Kyle in the confessional:

I am getting no booty. I am really stressed about this. I mean, I am the only one in this house not getting action. I've come to realize I like Woody more than Buzz. See Woody is soft and gentle, but Buzz is hard and plastic and all of his corners are sharp. So Buzz hurts more that Woody.

(another house meeting)

Isabel: Hurry up Kyle this is so unimportant.

Max: Yeah I only have 2 hours left before I have to eat another candy bar.

Kyle: I brought you all here because I am getting no booty. I am not directing that to anyone, (looks at Max and Alex) but I am not and I am very depressed by it. So I have come up with a new house rule. Once an evil alien comes here, I get to have my way with him first. You guys all have each other but I want to go bad and it's the only booty I can get unless....

Max: I am not Gay!

(Kyle looks at Alex)

Alex: I am Superman (him and Isabel start going at it.)

Max in confessional:

I am so tired of Kyle! I don't look gay. I am straight. I like girls. (Looks at Jonathan Frakes) Why are your eyebrows raised? NO I AM NOT GAY!

Maria in confessional:

I have been finding weird things around the house all today. (holds up a black long wig) this for example. (Holds up red tights) And these. Why would anyone have such things?

Kyle: ( Yelling ) Has anyone seen my red tights?

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