FanFic - Other
"The Real World Ö. Roswell Style"
Part 14
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans
Summary: This part was written by cheeta614
Category: Other
Rating: R
Cut to confessional...Alex...

I don't know how it happened. It was just happened. oh, gotta' go.

Then you hear, once again "superman, save me", "don't fret Lois,Iím...faster...than.....a....speeding.... BULLETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In Max/Liz's bedroom:

Liz: Maaaxxx...

Max: yesss?

Liz: Look what I got?

Max reads title of a magazine: KKA PORN

Max: YES!

Liz: Turn to pg 85

Max, looks as picture..."oh yeaaaaah" He gets out a donut, begins strategically placing it when Maria walks in

Maria: Ack, you guuyyyyss!! SICK! And you're supposed to be off those, Max!

Max: I am off them, but it never says I can't get off with them...get out!

Maria: Ewwww, porno time with Michael

Living Space

Maria: Hey...Michael

Michael: Whaaaaaat? Can't you see that my life is over? Can you see my limp hair? Can't you see that...whoa, there's porn on TV, this is awesome. C'mere.

Maria whispers yes!

Kyle and father "bonding" watching Michael and Maria, Isabel and Alex, and Max and Liz.

Cut to confessional...Sheriff...

I don't know, man. I love my son. I know we're both gay, we bond often. But, I don't know why that sweet Max fella won't fancy him. He's damn sexy and a good mate. Believe you me, he is a damn good mate. Sheriff winks.

Liz enters living space to find hot sex on the couch with Maria and Michael.

Liz: Dude, Maria! On the couch?

Cut to confessional...Liz...

On the couch? They were on my favorite blanket! And there were carrots everywhere. Isabel never cleans up her carrots! Damnit, I need a good lay...again. Gotta go.

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