Transcript of Colin On "Tonight Show"
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<< Colin: (to Kevin Eubanks) Can I just say that that was one of the most Jay: Oh, yeah? Colin: Yeah, I just had to say that right away. Jay: Do you play guitar? Colin: I play the bass guitar, so, but, I mean, any solo of that caliber is Kevin: Oh, thanks, man. Jay: Oh (in a different voice, mocking Kevin) You'll be on again, young man. Colin: Thank you. Thank you. Jay: I was talking to her (Sigourney Weaver) about the alien thing, you do Colin: Yeah, another alien themed program. Jay: Are you an alien person? Do you believe in it? Do you hear from, like, Colin: I-I'll believe it...until someone disproves it. That sort of thing, Jay: That's fine, and just put it to bed at that point. Colin: Just put it to bed at that point, yeah. Jay: I mean are you afraid of any of those kind--do you have any fears? Colin: I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Arachnophobia is-- Jay: Spiders, now they proved those are real. Colin: (laughs) Those are definitely real, those are definitely real, I've Jay: Really? So if you're at a girl's apartment "Colin, there's a spider in Colin: I run. My girlfriend actually has the job of getting rid of the Jay: Really? Colin: I won't do it. When I was in fifth grade, the fifth grade class where Jay: Well, at least that's safe. Colin: Literally, and it's intact, and I said "Well, I'm not going to touch Jay: Wow, so you haven't been to school since fifth grade. Colin: (laughs)No, never graduated. Jay: Maybe you should go to one of those arachnophobia schools or something, Colin: I know, well, you know I watch that on Maury (Povich) every now and Jay: Sure, sure, you have to kill spiders. That's the manly thing, because Colin: I'll pass, I'll pass. No, no, that's ok. Thanks for the advice, though. Jay: OK, Well, I know you from the WB, but I guess, now, your first big break Colin: That's because I wasn't...really..in it. Really. It's funny because, Jay: We have the scene, here's is your acting debut? Colin: My acting debut. (They show the small clip of Colin and Liv in "That Thing You Do") Jay:I tell ya, you know, I tell ya-- Colin: It's about five seconds. About five seconds... Jay: For that brief moment, I actually felt you were walking up those stairs. Colin: I was walking up those stairs, I was escorting her to the Hollywood Jay: No, that's alright. Colin: But no, but I dig that you mentioned it, so now that we can finally Jay: No, if I can humiliate and degrade you with it, that's why I'm here. Colin: Please, by all means! Jay: Now tell us about "Get Over It". Colin: "Get Over It", uh, the title sort of says it all, it's about this guy Jay: To try to win her back. Colin: To try to win her back, and of course he doesn't win her back, and Jay: Well, here, let's take a look. We have a scene, here it is. Now what's Colin: This is me, and our buddy Dennis, played by Sisqo, and Ben Foster, Ben (They play the clip from "Get Over It" with Carmen Electra) Colin: Cuz he wants to see IDs. "Show me your ID or I'll blow your head off." Jay: I like the gun pulls a gun in a strip club. Colin: Yeah, "Let's see some IDs". Jay: Now have you ever been dumped? Have you been through that whole-- Colin: I've been dumped, yeah, but not anything too bad, I've had my heart Jay: Wait, we have to pause for an "awwww". << Colin: Oh, I got, Yeah, I got tons of-- Jay: Con! Con! Colin: Tons of 'friends' stuff. Jay: And do you remain friends, or do you just wanna-- Colin: No, actually, I'm actually very good at actually remaining friends, Jay: You try to keep in contact, but they're busy having sex with that other Colin: (laughs) Jay: "Hi, I'd like to talk to my friend now, but I'm having sex with Larry." Colin: (laughs)Yeah, exactly. Jay: It's very hard. But you got an "awww" out of it, and that's important. Colin: I got an "awww" and I'll definitely take an "aww". Jay: It's always good to get one of those...when you've been dumped. << Jay: Well, terrific, the film is called "Get Over It" and it's playing in a
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