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Transcript of Katherine's appearance on Craig Kilborn
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THANK YOU SO MUCH to Malynda (kaya215luvsbehr) for sending this in! :) **Top of the show reminding everyone who will be on** Craig: From the TV show Roswell, beautiful, young actress, Katherine Heigl, **After monologue** Craig: Katherine Heigl. Katherine Heigl. There she is. That's the girl. **Before Bill Paxton's 5 questions** Craig: We just got word our second guest also going to take off her shirt. Bill: Yeah, baby! Craig: D'ya know Katherine Heigl, Bill? I'm over here. Bill: Hello? Craig: She's not coming out yet. Bill: Good, good, okay. Craig: D'ya know her? Bill: Yeah, I'll fasten my seat belt. Where is it? Craig: D'ya like her? D'ya meet her. Bill: What's not to like, Craig? Craig: That's a good answer. Bill: What's not to like? **After Bill Paxton's 5 questions as they go to commercial** Craig: Right back with Katherine Heigl! **Katherine's intro** Craig: Our next guest is a successful actress and she's only 22 years old. (clip of her, as "Christmas Nazi", and Brendan from ARCC with her ranting Please welcome Katherine Heigl! (applause!!!!!!!) (She comes out and shakes Craig's hand.) (Wearing all black. Long sleeve shirt, pants. Her hair is pulled up into a Katherine: (sits down) No wait! I wanted to take my shirt off, too, so. Craig: Wow! Katherine: I'm sorry. I was going to say, "I'm not going to take my shirt Craig: Yeah. You did it. Katherine: Gotta take it off. Craig: That was... certainly fun. Katherine: Yeah. Craig: I apologize for Paxton. What did you think? Did you almost walk? Katherine: (laughs) No, I actually just asked someone to go ask if he'd Craig: Yeah, yeah. What about Opus? Your thoughts on Opus? Sorry. Now Katherine: Yeah. Craig: And last year it struggled and then they had some uh, it turned out Katherine: The fans were awesome because they actually sent in thousands of Craig: Yeah, if it was that easy just to every, a lot of shows would stay Katherine: I don't think it was just the Tabasco sauce, but it made a Craig: So your fan base, their loyal. Katherine: Yeah, very loyal! (laughs a bit) Craig: And, and they threw you a party? Katherine: They threw us a party last year at, I think it was a martini Craig: Wouldn't know which one? Katherine: Don't know exactly. Craig: I don't know a lot of them. Katherine: Me neither. But whatever, but anyway. It was really cool Craig: So, they say, "We like Roswell. Let's throw them a party," and you Katherine: Yeah! We went! It was awesome! We were like the Beatles. I'm Craig: Yeah. Katherine: Then I had to go home and do the dishes and like walk the dog Craig: I would only show up if the fans did that and I didn't have to talk Katherine: (laughs) You would just walk through the crowd. (acts snotty) Craig: Little jokey-joke. By the way, Brody is coming up later. Katherine: Who is Brody? Craig: I don't know. Katherine: You just keep mentioning the name? Craig: I think it's his TV debut. I think they're all pretty nervous about Katherine: (simultaneously with the audience) AWWWWWW! Craig: (pulls out Maxim and holds it up. Katherine giggles) This is still Katherine: Yeah. I'm so glad you brought that out. I am. Craig: You know what's weird? The stage hand keeps it here. Doesn't have Katharine: (laughs) Craig: How's your mom? Katherine: She's great. Craig: She's your manager... Katherine: She's my manager, she's my mother... Craig: She's your mom. You mom's your mom. Katherine: She's my best friend. Craig: And you live with mommy? Katherine: I do. You know... Craig: Is that part of cramping your style? Does that hurt a little bit Katherine: God. Well... (looks up as if thinking) I don't know. I think Craig: Do, do you date? Do you bring a young boy home? Katherine: I do. Yeah. Craig: And what happens? How does that work? (audience laughs) Craig: I mean do you say, "Mom, go drive around the block?" (laughter) Katherine: Yeah, I'm like, "Mom it'll be (looks at fake watch) ten minutes. Craig: Ten minutes? Katherine: (laughs) No! (audience hoots and hollers) Katherine: (laughs) Craig: You are dating young boys. Katherine: (laughs) No! I do not bring boys home to, to do anything that Craig: So she leaves the room? Katherine: No, she joins us and she usually brings popcorn, so. It's fun. Craig: Well, I mean, you come home with your, your, your date, and "this is Katherine: (laughs) Generally yes. Craig: That's nice! Katherine: It's great. I'm telling you, it works out just fine. Craig: Do you think... You're 22. Katherine: I am. Craig: And you think like when your 30 you may... be living on your own Katherine: No. No, I'm, I'm betting good money I'll still be living with Craig: That's sweet. Katherine: Yeah... She still does my laundry. Ya know... I just can't Craig: That's a good thing. Katherine: I'm telling ya... Craig: Now it all makes sense. Katherine: Doesn't it? I'm telling ya. Craig: If she's doing your laundry. Katherine: (laughs) Craig: Good to see ya again. Katherine: You to. (shakes Craig's hand) Craig: Can you stick around? Brody's coming up later. Katherine: Yeah, absolutely... (inaudible) Craig: We'll back right back after this. (applause)
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