FanFic - Poetry
"The Roswell Musical"
Part 14
by Nicole
Disclaimer: Roswell, the characters, and situations are owned by the WB. No infringement intended.
Category: Poetry
Rating: PG
*If I Only Had a Soul* (to "If I Only Had a Brain" from Wizard of Oz)

I wouldn't have a pregnant chick axed
Cut down on all the Tictacs
And love I'd surely know
I could be sweet and cute and
Not have attitude with humans
If I only had a soul

If being good and decent
Were an Olympic event
Then I would win the gold
I'd be fuzzy, I'd be kitschy
And my daughter'd be less bitchy
If I only had a soul

Oh I
Would tell you I
Sometimes do bad because I care
But I admit I also like to scare
Besides I'm hot as Jason Behr

I'd be on the niceness A-list
I wouldn't be a sadist
Not act evil and cold
I'd be kind to all the world and
Not make out with Max's girlfriend
If I only had a soul

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