TESS: This is where you belong, Max...up here with the world at your feet. Like a king.
MAX: I'm the king of the world.

RATH: Mayo! Who puts mayo on pastrami? Hey, you! What kinda sick mother puts mayo on pastrami, huh? I oughta bust your head open for....

TESS: And...and now you live here?
RATH: Beats livin' in Brooklyn.

MAX: You wanna watch where you're hitting those things?
RATH: Do I?

LONNIE: You are so Zan. You two done the deed yet? Made the beast with two backs? You are in for a treat.
RATH: Alien, baby. Except no limitations. Awoo! Woo!

MARIA: Ok. The word is that you and Kyle slept together. I know. It's so humiliating. I know. I just can't imagine who made it up.
LIZ: Um...it's true.

TESS: Why don't they...come in person?
RATH: You see, little girl, space is what we call very, very big. You know, it's not easy to get places. People just don't zip around the galaxy like on Star Trek.

TESS: I think he'll handle it.
RATH: Hey, is someone talkin' to you, retard?

NICHOLAS: Actually, Kivar speaks for his world. And I speak for Kivar. Max. Nice to see your genocidal girlfriend again. Killed anyone today?
TESS: Day's not over.
NICHOLAS: What a charmer.

NICHOLAS: He won't live long enough to wear it. Kivar wants him dead.
LONNIE: Well, I'd have to be a special kind of stupid not to have figured that out.

ISABEL: I know my brother, and I know that if there is one voice he will hear no matter where he is, no matter what he's doing, it's yours. Take my hand, Liz.

RATH: Hey, who do you think you are, huh? Makin' big-time life decisions for Lonnie and me? You think you're the man...is that it?
MAX: That's right. I am the man.

TESS: I'm ready to go home now. Home to Roswell.

AVA: So cornball.

Quote of the Week:

RATH: Ha. Yeah, possession. Doin' the Linda Blair, you know? Human dude never knows what happened to him. He thinks he's been frickin' abducted. Heh.